Bailey and I went to Galveston. So much fun! She wanted to make an adorable dinosaur sand sculpture! She did most of the sculpting, I was harvesting the sand from the outline. Adorable, yes?
No. This poor creature.
He looks like he was skinned alive and left on the beach to die. Endure in your frozen agony just a while longer beach dinosaur, the tide is coming. And remember. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. But that doesn’t apply to you because you are made of sand, and have accomplished nothing.
I redesigned my business card over the break. Or should I say cards? OHYES the backs will come in a variety of flavors. If you ask for my card you will be randomly granted a pleasant greeting or a super rare dead astronaut beauty. Those with greeting cards should just throw them away immediately. They are common trash. If you get a rare beauty you will be blessed and cursed at the same time as if nothing even happened. This is an exciting development.